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THE AWESOMEST TRAUMA TEAM STORY EVER
Chapter One: Teh Emo Corner
It was a nice, normal day at Resurgam.
"We need the defibrillator now!" "Where the hell is that blood transfusion!?" "Get another kidney for transplant now morons!"
Well, as normal as it could be when everyone was dying on you, ALL THE TIME.
Still, Hank had no work to do for once and was looking forward to getting some time off and maybe spending time with Claire…
"H-Hank…"
Alas, it was not to be. He turned to face his visitor and saw a nasty surprise. "Gabriel! Are you okay!?"
The diagnostician in question staggered towards his friends. "Get the...brain...bleach..." He collapsed on the ground.
"No…" Hank could only pick up Gabes limp body and scream, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
CR-S01 barged in, having sensed that someone needed medical attention. "GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOCTOR COMING THROUGH," the surgeon yelled, rushing to where he was and activated his magical glowy hands power. Three seconds later, the patient was all better.
Randomly Tomoe decided to run in and fell on Gabe's face. "WHUPPS."
CR-S01 glared at her a bit but before he could say anything, Holden walked in and saw him with the glowy hands. Raising an eyebrow, the agent remarked, "You realize you don't have the Healing Touch, right?"
The real question was how Holden knew about the ability or the prisoner's lack of it, but CR-S01 was too stunned to think about that. He could only gape until the full realization sunk in, and he sulked off to the emo corner.
But to his surprise, the emo corner already had someone in it. "HEY!" a messy-haired man with a tie and a desperate need of a shave barked irritatedly at CR-S01. "Emo corner's already occupied."
Then the uber surgeon himself, DEREK STILES, came wandering over. "Markus, don't forget to make room for me!" he said and sat in the corner too. CR-S01 did the same and made room for himself.
Hank, who was watching the three of them stay at the emo corner, went over. "What are you doing here!?" he asked and gestured towards the window. "There's a wonderful world outside!"
However, his attempt was met with a big, "WHO CARES?" from the occupants, and they angsted some more.
Markus even went so far as to exclaim, "LIFE SUCKS!" and in a moment of horribly intense emo-ness cut himself with a scalpel (oh, the irony!).
Predictably, Hank's response was,"STOOOOOP!!!!"
Derek stood up at the call to action. " SUPER SURGEON TIME. BUT I AREN'T SUPER SURGEON ANYMORE..." He immediately went back to emo-ing.
Ignoring the crying surgeon, CR-S01 stepped in, sutured the cut, and got...a BAD. "Wait, what!? But I followed the guideline exactly!". Another victim of the series' unpredictable suturing mechanics, he angsted badly.
Then along came Gabe who had resumed his normal life. He took one glance at the emo corner and noted, "Ooh, a free spot!" and went over to emo about Joshua.
Hank, still standing there, cried, "GABE!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" as he watched his buddy be lost to the dark side-er, corner. "Why is every one going to the emo corner!? Life is wonderful-oh, I give up.". He joined the emo corner too, depressed that none of his attempts at helping people were working.
Holden muttered, "What the..."
Tyler came along at this moment with a great big smile on his face. "Hey!" he chirped. "What's happenin' here?"
"Emo attack."
"That's bad.". But after looking at the corner he admitted, "Well, my sister has Deftera...I think I'll join!". And join he did.
"Hey Markus, there's a patient that we need to operate on now-" Valerie walked in with a clipboard and then noticed everyone in the emo corner. "Okay, is there anyone in the series who ISN'T emo?". With a new goal in mind she turned around and saw Tomoe walking towards them. "Tomoe, are you emo in the series?"
The ninja looked up, yelled, "I GOT A C-RANK!! I HAVE NO STRENGTH ON MY OWN!!!!" and sulked over to the corner.
"Okay...Maria?"
"I ABANDONED ROSE! I SUCK!"
"Seriously, WTF!?" Valerie was THAT close to throwing her clipboard at them.
Holden was still there and cried, "But Tomoe, you got an S-Rank while I was playing! You forgot me!" and emoed with the rest of them.
"Ohhh God, I think I'm the only one who is not emo!!". She noticed another person walking towards them now. "Oh wait, Naomi!" she called out to her.
The forensics specialist muttered, "It's my fault Alyssa almost died..." and went straight to the emo corner without taking a second glance at her.
Valerie facepalmed in response, Markus style.
Emma came up to her at this point and asked, "What about me Doctor? I'm never emo!"
"Well...". She considered it for a moment but in the end replied, "You're just a random nurse. Nobody really cares about you, and you get no character development."
Faced with the fact that she was just a supporting character, Emma went straight to emoing.
"Hmmm..." Valerie searched around and saw another doctor walking around rather peacefully. "Adel?"
At the sound of her voice he froze up then suddenly started to flail around and run around in circles. "I R WORTHLESS AND STYLES NO CARE 4 ME!1!1!!"
"...Great, is EVERYONE emo in these games!?". Understandably annoyed, she happened to see Victor but remembered just what kind of person he was. "No. You don't help here..."
He replied with his usual amount of grumpiness, "Whatever," and joined the emo corner.
Valerie took one more glance around but no one else was around. Thoroughly irritated, she snapped, "Oghhh! This annoys me! I'm out of here!" and turned to leave.
"Noooooooooo!"
The cry of everyone in the emo corner made her whip around and yell, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?"
"Crisis of Faith" came on and they all pleaded, "People like you make life worth going forward in, and you give us the strength to go on!"
Markus added, "Please don't leave us..." and made puppy dog eyes too.
"Is this some kind of soap opera!?" Valerie exclaimed, but continued, "Well..."
Then she thought.
And then thought some more.
Desperate, Markus blurted out, "I'll do anything you want!"
This got her attention. "Will you do my homework all year?"
"Yes, yes!!"
"Okay, I'll stay!"
And all the emos shouted, "Hooray!" (Hey, that rhymed! Sweet!)
Well, except for one. "Moron..." Victor grumbled. "You are an adult...YOU DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK!"
Valerie looked at him with shock. "I am...old??"
Victor would have probably replied with a snarky comment, but Marlus interrupted, "Homework equals paperwork, so I'll get cracking-". Then he noticed the giant stack of papers on her desk. "Oh snap."
Derek Stiles watched with admiration. "I should try that trick myself one day..." he muttered, luckily unheard by his nurse.
CR-S01 noted, "It seems that everything is back to normal. Now back to being depressed."
Then all of a sudden a bus BURST THROUGH THE WALL RANDOMLY.
Maria shouted, "WTF THIS THE FRICKEN SECOND FLOOR OF THE HOSPITAL HOW THE HE'LL DID THE BUS GET IN HERE?"
A plane came crashing down after she said those words.
Chapter One: Teh Emo Corner
It was a nice, normal day at Resurgam.
"We need the defibrillator now!" "Where the hell is that blood transfusion!?" "Get another kidney for transplant now morons!"
Well, as normal as it could be when everyone was dying on you, ALL THE TIME.
Still, Hank had no work to do for once and was looking forward to getting some time off and maybe spending time with Claire…
"H-Hank…"
Alas, it was not to be. He turned to face his visitor and saw a nasty surprise. "Gabriel! Are you okay!?"
The diagnostician in question staggered towards his friends. "Get the...brain...bleach..." He collapsed on the ground.
"No…" Hank could only pick up Gabes limp body and scream, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
CR-S01 barged in, having sensed that someone needed medical attention. "GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOCTOR COMING THROUGH," the surgeon yelled, rushing to where he was and activated his magical glowy hands power. Three seconds later, the patient was all better.
Randomly Tomoe decided to run in and fell on Gabe's face. "WHUPPS."
CR-S01 glared at her a bit but before he could say anything, Holden walked in and saw him with the glowy hands. Raising an eyebrow, the agent remarked, "You realize you don't have the Healing Touch, right?"
The real question was how Holden knew about the ability or the prisoner's lack of it, but CR-S01 was too stunned to think about that. He could only gape until the full realization sunk in, and he sulked off to the emo corner.
But to his surprise, the emo corner already had someone in it. "HEY!" a messy-haired man with a tie and a desperate need of a shave barked irritatedly at CR-S01. "Emo corner's already occupied."
Then the uber surgeon himself, DEREK STILES, came wandering over. "Markus, don't forget to make room for me!" he said and sat in the corner too. CR-S01 did the same and made room for himself.
Hank, who was watching the three of them stay at the emo corner, went over. "What are you doing here!?" he asked and gestured towards the window. "There's a wonderful world outside!"
However, his attempt was met with a big, "WHO CARES?" from the occupants, and they angsted some more.
Markus even went so far as to exclaim, "LIFE SUCKS!" and in a moment of horribly intense emo-ness cut himself with a scalpel (oh, the irony!).
Predictably, Hank's response was,"STOOOOOP!!!!"
Derek stood up at the call to action. " SUPER SURGEON TIME. BUT I AREN'T SUPER SURGEON ANYMORE..." He immediately went back to emo-ing.
Ignoring the crying surgeon, CR-S01 stepped in, sutured the cut, and got...a BAD. "Wait, what!? But I followed the guideline exactly!". Another victim of the series' unpredictable suturing mechanics, he angsted badly.
Then along came Gabe who had resumed his normal life. He took one glance at the emo corner and noted, "Ooh, a free spot!" and went over to emo about Joshua.
Hank, still standing there, cried, "GABE!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" as he watched his buddy be lost to the dark side-er, corner. "Why is every one going to the emo corner!? Life is wonderful-oh, I give up.". He joined the emo corner too, depressed that none of his attempts at helping people were working.
Holden muttered, "What the..."
Tyler came along at this moment with a great big smile on his face. "Hey!" he chirped. "What's happenin' here?"
"Emo attack."
"That's bad.". But after looking at the corner he admitted, "Well, my sister has Deftera...I think I'll join!". And join he did.
"Hey Markus, there's a patient that we need to operate on now-" Valerie walked in with a clipboard and then noticed everyone in the emo corner. "Okay, is there anyone in the series who ISN'T emo?". With a new goal in mind she turned around and saw Tomoe walking towards them. "Tomoe, are you emo in the series?"
The ninja looked up, yelled, "I GOT A C-RANK!! I HAVE NO STRENGTH ON MY OWN!!!!" and sulked over to the corner.
"Okay...Maria?"
"I ABANDONED ROSE! I SUCK!"
"Seriously, WTF!?" Valerie was THAT close to throwing her clipboard at them.
Holden was still there and cried, "But Tomoe, you got an S-Rank while I was playing! You forgot me!" and emoed with the rest of them.
"Ohhh God, I think I'm the only one who is not emo!!". She noticed another person walking towards them now. "Oh wait, Naomi!" she called out to her.
The forensics specialist muttered, "It's my fault Alyssa almost died..." and went straight to the emo corner without taking a second glance at her.
Valerie facepalmed in response, Markus style.
Emma came up to her at this point and asked, "What about me Doctor? I'm never emo!"
"Well...". She considered it for a moment but in the end replied, "You're just a random nurse. Nobody really cares about you, and you get no character development."
Faced with the fact that she was just a supporting character, Emma went straight to emoing.
"Hmmm..." Valerie searched around and saw another doctor walking around rather peacefully. "Adel?"
At the sound of her voice he froze up then suddenly started to flail around and run around in circles. "I R WORTHLESS AND STYLES NO CARE 4 ME!1!1!!"
"...Great, is EVERYONE emo in these games!?". Understandably annoyed, she happened to see Victor but remembered just what kind of person he was. "No. You don't help here..."
He replied with his usual amount of grumpiness, "Whatever," and joined the emo corner.
Valerie took one more glance around but no one else was around. Thoroughly irritated, she snapped, "Oghhh! This annoys me! I'm out of here!" and turned to leave.
"Noooooooooo!"
The cry of everyone in the emo corner made her whip around and yell, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?"
"Crisis of Faith" came on and they all pleaded, "People like you make life worth going forward in, and you give us the strength to go on!"
Markus added, "Please don't leave us..." and made puppy dog eyes too.
"Is this some kind of soap opera!?" Valerie exclaimed, but continued, "Well..."
Then she thought.
And then thought some more.
Desperate, Markus blurted out, "I'll do anything you want!"
This got her attention. "Will you do my homework all year?"
"Yes, yes!!"
"Okay, I'll stay!"
And all the emos shouted, "Hooray!" (Hey, that rhymed! Sweet!)
Well, except for one. "Moron..." Victor grumbled. "You are an adult...YOU DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK!"
Valerie looked at him with shock. "I am...old??"
Victor would have probably replied with a snarky comment, but Marlus interrupted, "Homework equals paperwork, so I'll get cracking-". Then he noticed the giant stack of papers on her desk. "Oh snap."
Derek Stiles watched with admiration. "I should try that trick myself one day..." he muttered, luckily unheard by his nurse.
CR-S01 noted, "It seems that everything is back to normal. Now back to being depressed."
Then all of a sudden a bus BURST THROUGH THE WALL RANDOMLY.
Maria shouted, "WTF THIS THE FRICKEN SECOND FLOOR OF THE HOSPITAL HOW THE HE'LL DID THE BUS GET IN HERE?"
A plane came crashing down after she said those words.
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Short for THE AWESOMEST TRAUMA TEAM STORY EVER.
Huzzah, you get a 5 min title picture at the top of the story!
The script was co-written by
and 
in a series of comments that eventually became a series of notes. This part of the grand script alone took up two pages, and the entire script if over TEN.
Actually, one line was written by someone else. I forget their username, but it's the line that's in here but not in the script.
Then I took the script and made it become into what you see here. If you're really curious, check my journal for the original script and the next parts of the story.
One-Armed-Dragon's comments: Oh god, where do I start? First off, this is crazier than anything than I could have come up with my own, so kudos to Sandraacute! Next, I types this on my freaking iPod. With a really aggressive spell check. But then I had Trauma Team playing too, so it all works out. Lastly, Valerie could also be emo, but WHO CARES?
Let's hope I can type up the next part before long...
Previous chapter: THIS IS THE FIRST ONE DANGIT
Next chapter: CAPTAIN EAGLE AND FRIENDS [link]
Sandraacute's comments: I've never though that a random friendly conversation would end up in a story like this! The emo-corner its far my favourite part of all we have written
Ya' know? This is the very first time I write comedy fanfic... I normally write love stories... and now Im very impressed of my comedy skills... I hope you liked this first part of TATTSE!
And remember: in this story, everything is randomness.
Side note: I ran out of space for keywords to this!
EDIT: Turns out
wrote the bonus comment! Kudos to her!
EDIT EDIT: Just fixed some typos and stuff. Because at heart, I'm a grammar Nazi...if I didn't suck so much at it. -emos-
Trauma team and all related characters and buildings (c) Atlus
This story (c) and
Huzzah, you get a 5 min title picture at the top of the story!
The script was co-written by
and in a series of comments that eventually became a series of notes. This part of the grand script alone took up two pages, and the entire script if over TEN.Actually, one line was written by someone else. I forget their username, but it's the line that's in here but not in the script.
Then I took the script and made it become into what you see here. If you're really curious, check my journal for the original script and the next parts of the story.
One-Armed-Dragon's comments: Oh god, where do I start? First off, this is crazier than anything than I could have come up with my own, so kudos to Sandraacute! Next, I types this on my freaking iPod. With a really aggressive spell check. But then I had Trauma Team playing too, so it all works out. Lastly, Valerie could also be emo, but WHO CARES?
Let's hope I can type up the next part before long...
Previous chapter: THIS IS THE FIRST ONE DANGIT
Next chapter: CAPTAIN EAGLE AND FRIENDS [link]
Sandraacute's comments: I've never though that a random friendly conversation would end up in a story like this! The emo-corner its far my favourite part of all we have written
Ya' know? This is the very first time I write comedy fanfic... I normally write love stories... and now Im very impressed of my comedy skills... I hope you liked this first part of TATTSE! And remember: in this story, everything is randomness.
Side note: I ran out of space for keywords to this!
EDIT: Turns out
wrote the bonus comment! Kudos to her!EDIT EDIT: Just fixed some typos and stuff. Because at heart, I'm a grammar Nazi...if I didn't suck so much at it. -emos-
Trauma team and all related characters and buildings (c) Atlus
This story (c)
and © 2010 - 2024 One-Armed-Dragon
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I have read this story before, I LOLed all the way through the story